Satire / creative project, not a charity. Defensive Hug is a creative project of the Knuckledragger Empire (Salmagundi Services LLC). It is not a registered charity, nonprofit or foundation, and it has no chapters, staff or programs operating in the real world. The stories, programs and numbers on this site are fiction. Support payments are not tax-deductible. If you are in crisis in the US, call or text 988.

Where Your Support Goes

Payments support this satire / creative project. They do not fund crisis lines, therapy, care packages, volunteer training or workshops: Defensive Hug does not run any of those. They are not charitable donations and are not tax-deductible.